Monday, September 24, 2007

Can you say Ambidextrous?

Apparently the ability to say the word in no way imparts the skill upon a person. You can tell by the way that I can clearly say the word, but my right had remains dumb. Check out the pictures below for an example.


This is my left hand, after the first day of my second week and Valvoline. I think you may notice the lack of cuts or burns on it. This is because my left had does what it's told. After all I am left handed.






And this is my rebellious right hand, always doing exactly the opposite of what I tell it to. Some times I think that it is masochistic because it intentionally causes me harm. You'll notice the cuts and burns on it, most of which are today. If you look at the wrist you'll notice the big burn there. That would be the burn from the manifold I told my right had to avoid at all costs. It there for needed to rebel and touch it no less the 6 times.

4 comments:

Jen said...

Silly appendages!

James said...

I've given consideration to just lopping it off at the elbow and replacing it with a steel claw. Maybe something that runs on batteries.

Anonymous said...

Thank God you wife does wound care!

mom

Jen said...

Heck yeah!!
:)